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Old Oct 24, 2005, 05:39 AM // 05:39   #61
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people like me who must know the amount of saliva needed to decompose a complex carbohydrate that was synthetically created by money grubbing candy engineers.

Why is the pain of others so appealing?
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Old Oct 24, 2005, 05:52 AM // 05:52   #62
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bECAUSE Sephiroth wants energy to return back to the lifestream, so he can infuse himself and ultimately become god.

Who more of a wimp, Tidus or the black mage from FF9? Oh Vivi?
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Old Oct 24, 2005, 05:55 AM // 05:55   #63
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Prince Edward. Spoony bard.

Why do people keep asking me about 1.5k hp?
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Old Oct 24, 2005, 05:57 AM // 05:57   #64
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Because you have it on your description, and they're nubs.

Why won't Savio change Rocinante to "Master Flamer of Stupid Experts" for me?
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 12:35 AM // 00:35   #65
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Because he's lazy.

Where do cookies come from, and who makes them?
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 12:42 AM // 00:42   #66
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a man named hershey. he one day decided to make a delicacy that would help him rule the world, and thus started his evil domination of the chocolate market. then, one day, the owner of nabisco stole his chocolate recipe and used it in small amounts, and topped his cookies with chocolate, making the chocolate cookie.

but cookies...they were made by a man from a long time ago, in a land far far away...far far away being 2 feet away, a man being the guy standing next to you.
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 12:47 AM // 00:47   #67
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question: why is fire so hot?
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 12:50 AM // 00:50   #68
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because ice is so damned cold

why is ice so damned cold?
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 12:52 AM // 00:52   #69
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because they keep it in the fridge
how does a thermos work?
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 12:54 AM // 00:54   #70
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it has a fire inside it to keep the soup hot.

really hot.

why does coffee increase my ability to memorize Spanish vocabulary words?
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 12:57 AM // 00:57   #71
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I don't know

Why does 1+1=2?? Why not 11??
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 01:03 AM // 01:03   #72
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1+1 is 11. You were right the second time.
Back to Heist23's response. If a thermos has fire inside - how does it keep cold things cold, too?
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 01:05 AM // 01:05   #73
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cause the fire is a special fire that changes temperatures when it senses that the temperature in the thermos is cooler.

why is coffee so beautiful?
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 01:12 AM // 01:12   #74
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To trick people into drinking it, only to find it's caffeine-injected muddy water.

Where does electricity come from?
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 01:13 AM // 01:13   #75
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from telephone poles...i think..

Where do babies come from?
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 01:14 AM // 01:14   #76
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your mother.

no, i'm serious.

don't believe me?

fine, it came from a big bird called a stork...........


why does link talk like a girl?
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 01:15 AM // 01:15   #77
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I don't...

why is heist a he-she??
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 01:16 AM // 01:16   #78
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because link throws like a girl.

(BTW I think babies come from my jaw because I asked my dad one day and he smacked me)

Why do plants grow up? Shouldn't they grow down?
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 01:16 AM // 01:16   #79
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i meant the link in the Legend of Zelda games. i always wondered why his voice was so hi-pitched.

i'm a he-she because i'm not.
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 01:17 AM // 01:17   #80
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Xue: plants DO grow down. just not in the way you expect.

why am i running out of witty responses?
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